sent ny Lal Gunasekera:
Men Are Just Happier People --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
New one sent by Sanath Lamabadusuriya
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don't let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!
If Wife wants Husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If Husband wants Wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was ‘common sense’ leaving your body.
Son: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A Husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
Man outside phone booth:
“Excuse me you have been holding the phone for 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word.”
Man inside: “I am talking to my Wife”
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.
She said: “Sacrificing the admiration of a hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.”
Listening to your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website.
You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"
The sweetest message:-
Husband to Wife : You should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him tightly……
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